25 Things I Hate about FacebookCaption WindowHow about those 25 things notes that everybody is doing on Facebook now?  Those are pretty dumb. I'm Julian Smith, and these are my 25 things I hate about Facebook. Poking Okay, why are we doing this? It's fun. Is it? Is it really fun? Are you enjoying this? Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Cool.. I'm done. Thanks. Okay, you know what, I'm going to delete you off my friends list right now. Number three! Oh, it's my birthday. I wonder if I'll have a surprise party. I wonder if.. holy crap, I have 3,000 notifications. They all say "Happy Birthday". Do I have to respond to these? Number four! The compare your friends app? Really? Pillow fight requests. Wow, that was fun. I don't really hate Facebook chat, but it can be annoying in some instances. Like this one: Hey man, do you remember me from kindergarten? Bing! One of your friends has sent you a gift. Oh great, it's a lollipop. What am I supposed to do with it? Thanks, Jeremy. Are you there? We all have someone on our friends list who posts way too many status updates. Old people on Facebook? Like grandparents and stuff? It's a little weird. There should be an age limit. Event invites. Or group invites. When they, like, keep sending them? And they don't stop after you don't reply to them? They just keep sending them? Dude, do you want to be in my group? Um, no thanks, man. Dude, do you want to be in my group? No. Dude, do you want to be in my group? Dude, I don't want - Dude, it's really cool - it's a polar bear jumping group! Top friend drama. I've been meaning to clean up my top friends. Come here. Dude, what's going on man? I thought I was your number one? You're number four now, you made me so mad! Dude, I can change, man, I can be a better friend! It is too late for change. You had your chance. Submit. Am I number one? Am I number one? You're number one! Yes! Submit. That's better. What about those awkward video comments that people leave on other people's walls? Flair. And bumper stickers. How do you know this person? Nobody cares. Relative requests. Notification: so-and-so has tagged you in a picture. So disgusting. Totally untagging myself. That's better. Invitations from people who say they lost their phone and say they need their friends' numbers again, but you have no need to give them your number. Hey everyone, I dropped my phone in the toilet and I need your numbers. Don't ask me how it got there, lol. Join the group. Join. Click join. Do I know you?
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