Awkward Moments: Blind Date

Hey! Sorry I'm late. Just came from a funeral... you know how THAT is!

---SO! Is this your first blind date?
---Yes, you're Gabby's first blind date, but it's really no big deal.

---You know Dimitri! Always playing Cupid with his friends.
---So how did you find Dimitri?

---Oh, we were partying together... kind of bumped into him.
---Yes, you must bump into lots of people at the party.

---Yeah, I'm kind of a "people" person.
---Hey, everybody! Matilda's on a date! Matilda's on a date!

SHUT UP, JAQUESE!! What is WRONG with you? My name is not Matilda!

You're from the suburbs! Your name is Scotty! What is wrong with you? Did you eat paint chips?

---Jackass.
---Boy, you have beautiful voice. Like Ray Charles! He must making you very proud.

---Why would he... why would he make me proud? ---Sorry to interrupt what looks like an awesome date, but your food's been sitting on the counter for 10 minutes.

Well, thanks for not bringing it like ten minutes ago then! It's just been sitting out! People have been breathing on it...

Well, if you'd actually read the sign that said you should wait by the counter for your food, you'd be waiting by the counter for your food, and I wouldn't.... be here.

Listen here! I did not pay twelve American dollars to sit here and be spanked by some Randal!

---Spanked?
---Flying off his handle!
---Spanked?
---Would you like a candle, Randal?

---Gabriel, sit down!
---And besides, how could you expect somebody with her condition to read the sign?

Condition? Oh my gosh! What condition? Would you just sit down!

---Shut up, swine!
---Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
---No! I'm going to have to ask YOU to leave, wuss-bag! You're a disgrace! And your name rhymes with "candle".

Sir, I don't know what all the fuss is about... Can't you see? She is blind!

I... I'm not blind.

Who said these blind dates can see? Awkward Moments. Another awkward moment!

Yeah, so, this was awesome, but I have to go away now.

I'm gonna come at you like a friggin' koala.

Awkward Moments. Another awkward moment!